When we first chatted online in 1998, internet dating was then an extremely unusual thing to do!
We are so different but we compliment each other very well.
In order to combat the women's sorcery, the men go through their Rites of Passages, where they learn to safely have intercourse with women without becoming trapped metaphorically by them.
The women are also separated from the men when they go through their menstrual cycle.
A prosaic myth surrounding fixed income ETFs is that high turnover in bond indexes causes forced selling for index managers.
In reality, ETF managers have ways to reduce turnover and transaction costs relative to the index.
For example, the boys are removed from their mothers at the young age of seven, in order to strip them of contact with their mothers.